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Queeftard 

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded
Queeftard by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009
Words you can keep

Queeftard 

Someone who behaves like an absolute moron and has a faggy attitude.
John: "I wouldnt consider myself religious but I am spiritual"

Tyrone: "Dawg you trippin, stop actin' like a queeftard"

Queentard 

A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.
Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
Queentard by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019

Queencard 

Basically a popular girl who doesn't give a sh*t about anything and is confident
I am a Queencard, you wanna be the Queencard? ((G)I-DLE reference)
Queencard by Mikuyaa June 27, 2023

Queefarama 

When a large amount of women gather in a room and try to queef at the same time. (Usually exceeds about 4 women) If they succeed, the end result will be a large high pitched yet gaseous sound that can quite possibly break windows.
There was a queefarama over at the Playboy mansion the other day. I could tell because when I rode my bike past the place it smelled like old man jizz.
Queefarama by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

Queeftain 

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
Queeftain by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
1. A lesbian panda.
2. The first word of the popular Chinese band Queetar Trainer, a reference to lesbian pandas
Guy 1: Hey man watcha doin'?
guy 2: checking out some queetar videos on the internet.
guy 1: You mean Queetar Trainer right?
guy 2: no...
queetar by matinahat February 3, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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