1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009
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A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.
Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019
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Get the Queencard mug.When a large amount of women gather in a room and try to queef at the same time. (Usually exceeds about 4 women) If they succeed, the end result will be a large high pitched yet gaseous sound that can quite possibly break windows.
There was a queefarama over at the Playboy mansion the other day. I could tell because when I rode my bike past the place it smelled like old man jizz.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
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2. The first word of the popular Chinese band Queetar Trainer, a reference to lesbian pandas
2. The first word of the popular Chinese band Queetar Trainer, a reference to lesbian pandas
Guy 1: Hey man watcha doin'?
guy 2: checking out some queetar videos on the internet.
guy 1: You mean Queetar Trainer right?
guy 2: no...
guy 2: checking out some queetar videos on the internet.
guy 1: You mean Queetar Trainer right?
guy 2: no...
by matinahat February 3, 2008
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