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Queeftard

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded
by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009
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Queeftard

Someone who behaves like an absolute moron and has a faggy attitude.
John: "I wouldnt consider myself religious but I am spiritual"

Tyrone: "Dawg you trippin, stop actin' like a queeftard"
by 420pussy-slayah69696969 July 1, 2019
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Queentard

A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.
Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019
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Queencard

Basically a popular girl who doesn't give a sh*t about anything and is confident
I am a Queencard, you wanna be the Queencard? ((G)I-DLE reference)
by Mikuyaa June 27, 2023
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Queefarama

When a large amount of women gather in a room and try to queef at the same time. (Usually exceeds about 4 women) If they succeed, the end result will be a large high pitched yet gaseous sound that can quite possibly break windows.
There was a queefarama over at the Playboy mansion the other day. I could tell because when I rode my bike past the place it smelled like old man jizz.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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Queeftain

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
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queetar

1. A lesbian panda.
2. The first word of the popular Chinese band Queetar Trainer, a reference to lesbian pandas
Guy 1: Hey man watcha doin'?
guy 2: checking out some queetar videos on the internet.
guy 1: You mean Queetar Trainer right?
guy 2: no...
by matinahat February 3, 2008
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