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Queeftard 

Someone who behaves like an absolute moron and has a faggy attitude.
John: "I wouldnt consider myself religious but I am spiritual"

Tyrone: "Dawg you trippin, stop actin' like a queeftard"

Queentard 

A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.
Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
Queentard by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019

Queencard 

Basically a popular girl who doesn't give a sh*t about anything and is confident
I am a Queencard, you wanna be the Queencard? ((G)I-DLE reference)
Queencard by Mikuyaa June 27, 2023

Queefarama 

When a large amount of women gather in a room and try to queef at the same time. (Usually exceeds about 4 women) If they succeed, the end result will be a large high pitched yet gaseous sound that can quite possibly break windows.
There was a queefarama over at the Playboy mansion the other day. I could tell because when I rode my bike past the place it smelled like old man jizz.
Queefarama by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

Queeftain 

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
Queeftain by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
1. A lesbian panda.
2. The first word of the popular Chinese band Queetar Trainer, a reference to lesbian pandas
Guy 1: Hey man watcha doin'?
guy 2: checking out some queetar videos on the internet.
guy 1: You mean Queetar Trainer right?
guy 2: no...
queetar by matinahat February 3, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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