quaranteed

A hybrid word of quarantined and guaranteed. Used for situations in regards to the current pandemic of COVID19 quarantine that is guaranteed to happen or not to happen because of it.

I am 100% quaranteed that the PS5 will be delayed. Not only the current pandemic crisis but because it said to have overheating issues.

by DrArmageddon April 20, 2020

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015