Quaranteed
A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.
Quaranteed by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015
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quaranteed
A hybrid word of quarantined and guaranteed. Used for situations in regards to the current pandemic of COVID19 quarantine that is guaranteed to happen or not to happen because of it.
I am 100% quaranteed that the PS5 will be delayed. Not only the current pandemic crisis but because it said to have overheating issues.
quaranteed by DrArmageddon April 20, 2020
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Quaranteened
When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020
Quarantard
A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020
Quaranteam
Quaranteam by Faquat March 21, 2020
Quaranpeeve
Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.
"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."
"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."
"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."
Quaranpeeve by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020
quaranteen
Kids born between 2001 and 2007, who were technically teenagers during the Covid-19 quarantine period in 2020.
quaranteen by melo.die March 27, 2020
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