Quaranteered

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V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteened

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.

“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”

by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

Quarantweed

When you are under quarantine due to the Coronavirus and enjoy smoking weed. A play on the word quarantine. Smoking marijuana while stuck in the house for 14 days.

“I really hope we have enough quarantweed to last us 14 days, man.”

by Mr. Guy Poulin March 18, 2020

quaranteering

When you have to finally make your way out into the world whilst keeping social distancing.

Girl, I'm so tired from quaranteering all day!

Hey dude, you want to go quaranteering today?

by Bld84t April 20, 2020

quaranteed

A hybrid word of quarantined and guaranteed. Used for situations in regards to the current pandemic of COVID19 quarantine that is guaranteed to happen or not to happen because of it.

I am 100% quaranteed that the PS5 will be delayed. Not only the current pandemic crisis but because it said to have overheating issues.

by DrArmageddon April 20, 2020