Quaranpeeve

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.

"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."

by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020

Quaranteened

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.

“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”

by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

quaranpeen

When you are single and in quarantine during a global pandemic and you put the call out for some sexual healing.

Girl, I have been locked in the house for two weeks and I could really use some quaranpeen right now!

by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020

QUARANPEEN

When a couple is home on a mandated lockdown for quarantine, the spouse is given the quaran-peen. Basically its sex during a quarantine.

The health department mandated a 14 day quarantine, so that is gonna be a lot of quaranpeen the wife will be getting as our cable is out.
Or.. During the lockdown, the wife got a ton of quaranpeen.

by Shamrock Seamus February 4, 2022