Quantard

Quantard - Someone who is both right and wrong until they tell the truth.
Best to use it when the person knows that the harm they are doing by omoission is severe and acute.
Related LOOSELY to a failminco

TBH I had a funny feeling the equation would collapse in true Quantard fashion

Quantard by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Quantard

Someone who is so retarded they're retarded in four places at once!

Hey Billy! I think Sarah is a quantard.. even with the most detailed instructions she still can't get shit right!

My sister is fucking quantarded! with so little action she ruins so much!

Beyond Retarded, Braindead, Stupid or Fucked in the head.

Quantard by shavemysaq June 3, 2025

Quintard 

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.

Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."

Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019

quatard

pronounced ka'tard.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.

1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.

quatard by king of rock November 3, 2006

Quaytarded 

When quayvon is being so retarded and thinking he can roast you in the group chat in the middle of class

Quayvon is quaytarded all the time

Quaytarded by IFloodedtheChiplotleBathroom October 15, 2018

Quagtard 

Simply put; a quagtard is the combination of a queer, a fag, and a retard. Although very politically incorrect, it has a very precise application. It describes a closet homo, who tends to allow his OCD to rage out of control, all while being queered on a regular basis while simultaneously being one of the dumbest human beings on the planet.

Oh great, it looks like i'm going to be stuck doing all the work again tonight because the Quagtard is on a rumpage!!!

Quagtard by Daddy Edwards February 22, 2009

quadtard 

A rider of a 4 wheeled ATV (Quad) who behaves like an idiot.

A quadtard is a drunken, helmetless quad rider. Normally found riding way too close to vehicles and campsites, spinning tight circles making huge clouds of dust, usually while wearing a wife-beater tanktop and a backwards baseball hat. Often holding a beer while riding, and never more than a few feet from a large cooler full of cheap beer.

quadtard by r johnson January 4, 2008