Quaranturds 

The difficult poops/shits you get from eating too much junk food during quarantine.

"I swear I just pooped a brick. Too much quarantine junk food is causing me to have quaranturds"

Quaranturds by DTrox October 3, 2021

Quaranturnt 

When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.

Since the stock market is down, let's get Quaranturnt up!

Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020

Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

quarantard 

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.

"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."

quarantard by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020

quarantunes

Music enjoyed under times of quarantine.

Live quarantunes tonight. Tune in, or tune out!

quarantunes by ShardsInDaLeg April 21, 2020