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quaranhole

A quaranhole is can exist ideally when an individual falls too deep into a “porn hole” with insufficient sanitation and cleaning supplies available. The depth of the “porn hole” causes said individual to forget replenishing those necessary consumables; furthermore, they continue to view smut for a prolonged period till a point where their psychosis and “porn guilt” become hysteric of the fear that they will contaminate the outside world if they stop now.

Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“
“That’s when I realized that i had fallen into a quaranhole. What else could I do?”

“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”

“A drink?”

“Nah, a black light.”
by Orafurin March 30, 2020
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quaranhoe

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans
Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.
by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020
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Quaranclean

The extensive house cleaning done to pass the time when under quarantine at home.
Since we were told by the President to stay home in the efforts to reduce the spread of COVID-19 cases, we decided to quaranclean to pass the time.
by Bionicbob March 20, 2020
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quaranboner

Arousal experienced during the quarantine without being able to get laid thanks to COVID-19 and social distancing rules in place.
Will: Hey Brett, how are you holding up?

Brett: I need to get laid soon, this Quaranboner is killing me. I’m gonna call Melissa and see if she’s still social distancing.
by MeliDi84 April 27, 2020
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Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.
Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.
by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020
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Quarantalent

a talent you discover you have as a result of all the free time you have during quarantine.
yo man, slow cooking ribs is my QuaranTalent.
by 417smokey May 14, 2020
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Quarantcleaning

noun/verb

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Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.
Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!
by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020
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