quaranboner

Arousal experienced during the quarantine without being able to get laid thanks to COVID-19 and social distancing rules in place.

Will: Hey Brett, how are you holding up?

Brett: I need to get laid soon, this Quaranboner is killing me. I’m gonna call Melissa and see if she’s still social distancing.

by MeliDi84 April 27, 2020

quarantiners

Children conceived during the Coronavirus quarantine

One day in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quarantiners

by Graciedog March 16, 2020

Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020

Quaranstoner

Simply put, someone who gets stoned during a quarantine. Such as the current COVID-19 quarantine.

Can also be used as a verb: to get ‘quaranstoned’.

Not being able to work has turned me into such a quaranstoner!

Josh never smokes pot, but since the quarantine, he’s turned into quite the quaranstoner!

Wanna FaceTime and get quaranstoned?!

by Nikpik1234 April 20, 2020

Quarantoned

The act of falling out of shape while in quarantine.

My body has been quarantoned to the point I feel like Fat Thor.

by JQuarantoney April 3, 2020