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by OMG IM HERE FOR THE TREND May 22, 2021

y'all queda

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.

Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.

by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016

Apple Qaeda

A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.

"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."

by EZLN¡yaBasta! September 23, 2014

y'all qaeda

Used to refer to the domestic terrorism groups possessing sovereign citizen/ extreme libertarian views associated with Cliven Bundy and the like.

Y'all qaeda recently took over a federal building in Oregon

by LeoDeQuirm October 14, 2016

Y'all Qaeda

"Trump's Base"

The latest polling shows that Trump's approval with Y'all Qaeda is over 95%.

by OrangeFanMad November 16, 2018

Al Qaeda Roaches

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.

Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019

Al Qaeda eyes

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.

Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.

by vizkiz May 11, 2014