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4 definitions by vizkiz

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.
by vizkiz April 27, 2011
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When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.
Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.
by vizkiz March 31, 2011
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When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.
"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."
by vizkiz May 26, 2009
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