Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.

Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.

by vizkiz March 31, 2011

Flag

freedom flush

It's time to freedom flush these terrorist fucks!

by vizkiz May 06, 2016

Flag

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.

Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.

by vizkiz April 27, 2011

Flag

When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.

"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."

by vizkiz May 26, 2009

Flag