Definitions by vizkiz

freedom flush 

The new American term for water boarding.

It's time to freedom flush these terrorist fucks!

freedom flush by vizkiz May 15, 2016

Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.

Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.

Faux job by vizkiz May 11, 2014

Al Qaeda eyes 

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.

Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.

Al Qaeda eyes by vizkiz May 11, 2014

joebuck 

When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.

"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."

joebuck by vizkiz May 25, 2009