Al Qaeda eyes

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.
by vizkiz May 11, 2014
mugGet the Al Qaeda eyesmug.

joebuck

When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.
"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."
by vizkiz May 25, 2009
mugGet the joebuckmug.

freedom flush

It's time to freedom flush these terrorist fucks!
by vizkiz May 15, 2016
mugGet the freedom flushmug.

Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.
Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.
by vizkiz May 11, 2014
mugGet the Faux jobmug.