puverty

The time in a teenager's life where they are going through puberty and feel like they can't afford anything but gas and insurance for their car.

Man, Chris is in such puverty right now. Let's give him a couple bucks.

by louis260 April 11, 2011

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower

I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower

by Svending February 5, 2018

poverty bottle

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

by Delts April 29, 2023

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Poverty Franchise

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.

Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹

by tpaDawg April 18, 2023

Puberty

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014