putarded 

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

putarded by red jelly January 12, 2006

Ptarded 

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

Ptarded by ssatanica April 8, 2009

petarded 

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

petarded by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded 

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

petarded by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Petarded 

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

Petarded by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

puntarded 

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Potarded 

one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.

At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.

Potarded by Tig Old Biddies, Pete, and Tim July 5, 2010