one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.
At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.
by Tig Old Biddies, Pete, and Tim July 5, 2010
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1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."
2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
by u5terk March 2, 2009
Get the photarded mug.Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks
by ssatanica April 8, 2009
Get the Ptarded mug.A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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Get the petarded mug.Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!
Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
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