pussyosis

When she’s got a really good pussy but also has scoliosis and can’t bend over much

Did you break her back ? Nah they had pussyosis.

by STANLEY131 September 23, 2021

pussois

pussy with a french accent

Stephen is such a pussois, he cries all the time.

by Jack Wad December 8, 2007

pussyassmotherfucker

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.

Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

by bergkampfan August 25, 2013

Pussyitis

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussyboss

when someone is very yas and slay and girlboss and kween

person 1 : how would you describe yourself?
person 2 : i'd say im pretty pussyboss.

by thornsystem April 14, 2022

Pussydissis

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"

Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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by Unclepac September 22, 2012

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014