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Pissmosis 

When you're taking a piss and you have foreskin but you don't roll it back and your piss puts pressure on your foreskin.
"Wow man that pissmosis was so high-pressure it lifted my foreskin a good few centimeters ."
Pissmosis by MasterShredders September 6, 2018
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Pisscossity 

When you take a piss test and there is a significant amount of cum in it and when you pull a sample from it the sample trails like string cheese from a hot pizza.
While checking the urine sample it was determined that the Pisscossity level was very high, As if the the patient had just blew a load.
Pisscossity by Arin R June 21, 2019

Pissosity 

The general state of being pissed-off, or events getting pissy.
I am so fed up with the pissosity of people in this town!
Pissosity by Jaqd July 24, 2011
Puss * mo * sis
- noun

1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.
I like banging chicks with PhDs. It makes me smarter by pussmosis.
Pussmosis by WRH/SPM May 12, 2011

Pissmissle 

When the chosen one hits a slap shot so hard it breaks the goalies hand and soul as it goes through the net, in hockey. It is usually Sgt. Slickwrister and especially Capt. Pissmissle who accomplishes this task.
P.K. Subban launches a pissmissle into the net!
Pissmissle by PIKEcritter July 21, 2018

pussyosis 

When she’s got a really good pussy but also has scoliosis and can’t bend over much
Did you break her back ? Nah they had pussyosis.
pussyosis by STANLEY131 September 23, 2021

Pissmissle 

When Yzzi drops an absolute bomb over the center fielders head, an absolute swamp donkey of a hit, and he does a lit bar flip.
Jesus Christ, that was a pissmissle from Mr.D
Pissmissle by Yzziboi💎 May 11, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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