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Pisscossity 

When you take a piss test and there is a significant amount of cum in it and when you pull a sample from it the sample trails like string cheese from a hot pizza.
While checking the urine sample it was determined that the Pisscossity level was very high, As if the the patient had just blew a load.
Pisscossity by Arin R June 21, 2019

Pissosity 

The general state of being pissed-off, or events getting pissy.
I am so fed up with the pissosity of people in this town!
Pissosity by Jaqd July 24, 2011
Puss * mo * sis
- noun

1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.
I like banging chicks with PhDs. It makes me smarter by pussmosis.
Pussmosis by WRH/SPM May 12, 2011

Pissmissle 

When the chosen one hits a slap shot so hard it breaks the goalies hand and soul as it goes through the net, in hockey. It is usually Sgt. Slickwrister and especially Capt. Pissmissle who accomplishes this task.
P.K. Subban launches a pissmissle into the net!
Pissmissle by PIKEcritter July 21, 2018

pussyosis 

When she’s got a really good pussy but also has scoliosis and can’t bend over much
Did you break her back ? Nah they had pussyosis.
pussyosis by STANLEY131 September 23, 2021

Pissmissle 

When Yzzi drops an absolute bomb over the center fielders head, an absolute swamp donkey of a hit, and he does a lit bar flip.
Jesus Christ, that was a pissmissle from Mr.D
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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