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Puss * mo * sis
- noun

1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.
I like banging chicks with PhDs. It makes me smarter by pussmosis.
Pussmosis by WRH/SPM May 12, 2011
Words you can keep
When a man has a characteristic, habit or skill only because of the woman that they are with.
That's an excellent use of mazel tov! I thought you were Italian. You must be Jewish by pussmosis!
pussmosis by sabatage June 14, 2023
Related Words
Stephen is such a pussois, he cries all the time.
pussois by Jack Wad December 8, 2007

Pussmeister 

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.
Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

pussyosis 

When she’s got a really good pussy but also has scoliosis and can’t bend over much
Did you break her back ? Nah they had pussyosis.
pussyosis by STANLEY131 September 23, 2021

Pussmobile 

The vehicle that pussies drive or ride in. They don't get pussy and don't have a girlfriend. They only go speed limit and follow the law. Total losers.
Look, they're going into the pussmobile.
I don't own a pussmobile, but they do.
Pussmobile by Jacked Josh April 8, 2021

Pussytosis 

Pussytosis:

The pungent fishy stank coming from a ho that aint washed her cooter in a few days after she released her human caviar

an unwashed twat cunt funk

also bad breath caused by eating bad ,used up pussy the same as halitosis but with vagina juice
Dude that pussy would have been good but the pussytosis was so bad I could smell it thru her pants

The snail trax she left behind reeked of bad pussytosis
Pussytosis by puparoo July 29, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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