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Puss * mo * sis
- noun

1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.
I like banging chicks with PhDs. It makes me smarter by pussmosis.
Pussmosis by WRH/SPM May 12, 2011
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pussyosis 

When she’s got a really good pussy but also has scoliosis and can’t bend over much
Did you break her back ? Nah they had pussyosis.
pussyosis by STANLEY131 September 23, 2021

Pussytosis 

Pussytosis:

The pungent fishy stank coming from a ho that aint washed her cooter in a few days after she released her human caviar

an unwashed twat cunt funk

also bad breath caused by eating bad ,used up pussy the same as halitosis but with vagina juice
Dude that pussy would have been good but the pussytosis was so bad I could smell it thru her pants

The snail trax she left behind reeked of bad pussytosis
Pussytosis by puparoo July 29, 2011

Pussologist 

A male with in depth knowledge of the female genitalia and heterosexual sex practices. Often provides advice to the sexually challenged through anecdotes, diagrams and group porn viewing sessions. Can typically be found napping on the couch. Should you need immediate assistance "fuck your life"
Guy: I don't know why I can't get my girl off.
Friend: You should go wake up the Pussologist.
Pussologist by LarkSpark October 17, 2008

Pussplosion 

Woops, looks like im having my pussplosion, no banging DADDY. OWO
Pussplosion by Grogboi February 15, 2018

Pussalyis 

the leader of all pussies across the world
Pussalyis by Bimpy EK September 12, 2009
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