1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.
A male with in depth knowledge of the female genitalia and heterosexual sex practices. Often provides advice to the sexually challenged through anecdotes, diagrams and group porn viewing sessions. Can typically be found napping on the couch. Should you need immediate assistance "fuck your life"