pussycusm

A large group of angry women. Often feminists.

Brett: Are those feminists?

Alex: Shit! No! That's a pussycusm, bro! Every dick is gonna turn inside out.

Brett: Let get the fuck out of here, dude!

by Shitfart14 July 29, 2021

Pussychomp

Much like the idea of Mrs.Pacman, she gets eaten by ghosts, but when enraged the opposite happens, she eats all the ghosts. To put it into real life perspective when a pussy is being eaten out and the woman has had enough and becomes enraged she tries to gain retribution by chomping back. At this point in time the pussy is unstoppable and furious, it will do everything in its power to get him off. With extremely accurate and with a lethal force the pussy chomps its prey, eliminating the threat and providing nourishment and safety for the colony.

Patricia: Quickly someones home we have to stop!
Bob: Fuck that shit it's probably nothing
Patricia: I mean it! Stop right now!
Bob: MunchMunchMunchMunchMunch
Patricia: I'm warning you! You better stop right now!
Bob: Shut up you fucking whore!
(Pussy becomes enraged and lets loose a bloodthirsty pussychomp, ripping off all facial tissue off of Bob)
Bob: AHHHH WTFFF!!!!
Patricia: I told you to stop!
(Bob Dies from blood loss)
(Patricia cleans up the body by devouring the remains with a canabalistic pussychomp swallowing Bob's whole body in one deadly strike.)

by Basti Oliver, Alec Clarke April 18, 2009

pussyassmotherfucker

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.

Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

by bergkampfan August 25, 2013

pusscussion

When the pussy so good, it knocks you out

I think I just got a pusscussion from you doing a backflip onto my face, that was Awesome!

What’s wrong bro? Man, my girl rode my face so good and hard into the headboard I got a pusscussion.

by Staceface February 6, 2020

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

Pussyism

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.

Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.

by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

pussycrumbs

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.

Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.

by The real Kyda August 12, 2010