pussycrumbs 

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.

Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.

pussycrumbs by The real Kyda August 12, 2010

pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.

Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".

pussy crumbs by happy diver March 21, 2011

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

Pussy Crumbs by Dave July 15, 2005

Pussy crumbs

Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite

Nice pussy crumbs bro

Pussy crumbs by Pussy crumbs February 15, 2021

Pussycrumpet 

Noun; used to describe a combination of the male sperm and female orgasmic fluid, typically outside the female’s vagina.

“I have a pussy crumpet in the oven”

“We have created a steaming pussycrumpet on the duvet (Blanket)”

Pussycrumpet by DrFeelGood’sWackyWords February 23, 2018