Pussyism

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.

Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.

by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

mad pussyish

to act like a total faggot, a huge pussy; a sissy or wimp

Ben: I'm not stealing that niggers foodstamps!

Me: Whatever! That's mad pussyish.

by MassivePussy November 16, 2011

Pussism

1.) (Noun) A philosophical ideal and school of thought based around the qualities of weakness, kindness, and self loathing.

2.) (Adjective) Having a propensity to act out of ideals of weakness, excessive kindness, or self loathing in mind or deed.

3.) (Noun) A person of or having the qualities of shyness, weakness, or nerdyness to an excessive degree which interferes with that person's ability to function normally within society.

4.) (Verb) Placing excessive concern with others feelings, wellness, or values while subordinating your own.

5.) (Noun) A person who is a pussy

1.) "I did not want to give a toast at my brother's wedding because I was nervous, and the stipulations of pussism states that I do not have to make a big deal out of myself"

2.) "Instead of going to the job interview, I decided to stay home and play video games. I'm not good enough for that job. I don't like people judging me."

3.) "My girlfriend slept with my brother, but I didn't want to call her a 'whore' because that might hurt her feelings. It's probably my fault she slept with him because I'm not worthy of a girl like that.

4.) Opposite of: Manly, Awesome, Hardcore, Hardass, Assertive and The Shit.

by Professor Jerry Krieg August 23, 2011

Pussism

The belief that the Vagina should be respected and appreciated, as well as the female body in general.

"I refuse to use and lose a girl, that goes against the principles of Pussism."

by Timmy November 24, 2002

Pussyish

Having to do with the pussy, or any means of excessive gayness in actions, words or looks. See also faggot.

Sam's new P.E. teacher is really pussyish!

by Jessica Bolton November 18, 2004

Pussyis

A disease in which one becomes a pussy

Dave: my parents aint married.
Dick: so then you're a bastard.
Dave: hey man, that hurt my feelers.
Dick: woah, looks like you have a case of pussyis.

by DontbeadickDick January 7, 2017