a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the vagina
b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way
c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) "No, you didn't get me all wet. I've just god a bad case of pussybooger."
b) "Baby, I love you so much eyes brimming with tears, that I just had to make you this collage photos of the pair cut into heart and star shapes; [pink glitter; text cut from magazines reading "dream," "hope," "future," "forever;" the odd ostrich feather; a lock of chest hair.
"Yeah, thanks bemused and horrified. But how about next time, instead of doing arts and crafts you fucking grow a set already."
c) "Paul Wesley is NOT a pussybooger," said the pussybooger.
When a womans vagina isn't as clean as it could be and she has sex or lets someone finger her and there is a build up on the penis or finger that looks like buttermilk.
That bitch had pussybutter on her twat. I wish she would have bathed so I wouldn't have pussybutter on my balls. I spread some pussybutter on a cracker and fead it to her.