a show in which strippers use their pussies for extremely exotic things. For example shoving a bottle opener up their pussy and opening a bottle of beer.
by <product^of^environment> April 15, 2004
Get the pussy show mug.A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.
"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"
by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013
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A woman's reproductive organ that has been tainted with every STD know to man. Therefore, when you have intercourse with this vagina (because women have no faces) you are able to pick whichever disease you would like to have.
Jimmy: Yo, I punished this girl's cunt last night.
Mike: Yeah... so has everyone else. That's game-show pussy.
Jimmy: What?
Mike: Having sex with her is like spinning the game show wheel to see which disease you "won".
Jimmy: So basically my dick is going to fall off...
Mike: Sorry......
Mike: Yeah... so has everyone else. That's game-show pussy.
Jimmy: What?
Mike: Having sex with her is like spinning the game show wheel to see which disease you "won".
Jimmy: So basically my dick is going to fall off...
Mike: Sorry......
by satisfied customer November 3, 2004
Get the game-show pussy mug.Translation: "Finish your drink, now!"
Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".
Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".
Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
i.e. 1
Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.
"Mehar Drinks"
Mehar: Pussy shown!
i.e. 2
Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.
Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...
Gus: Buford?
Buford: Yeah Gus?
Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.
Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.
Gus: We're no longer friends.
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Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.
"Mehar Drinks"
Mehar: Pussy shown!
i.e. 2
Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.
Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...
Gus: Buford?
Buford: Yeah Gus?
Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.
Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.
Gus: We're no longer friends.
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by Kloopitz December 17, 2011
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by paulmor909 November 11, 2013
Get the pussy shower mug.Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
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"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"
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