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Pyrosexual 

Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.
Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"
Pyrosexual by BulletBillGamer June 23, 2016

Pulsexual 

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!
"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"

Pyrosexual 

The act of being aroused by either looking at or being engulfed by flames.

The act of being aroused by Pyrocynical
So yeah, I'm a pyrosexual
Pyrosexual by Garfield-Is-Taken February 16, 2020

Pyrosexual 

A person who, upon seeing or hearing fire, becomes sexually aroused. May or may not fantasize about and/or desire intercourse with fire.
George is a pyrosexual, make sure he doesn't try to rape the camp fire.
Pyrosexual by V. I. Bonaparte February 12, 2013

Pornsexual 

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
Pornsexual by Artnar May 19, 2010

Popsexual 

The latin root of "pop" is "people", therefore popsexuals are those who have the capability of being attracted to and loving any people, similar to a pansexual. Individuals belonging to this orientation percieve all as people and synonymously, as a group of lovable beings. Popsexuals see past gender, or any other uncontrollable identity characterstic and see and love the person.
"He's a popsexual-- he digs peoples' solidarity of character, who they are beneath that which defines them hereditarily and biologically on the surface."
Popsexual by Alyse Toulouse March 19, 2009