Definitions by somerandoCigarGuy

Incel

It's short for INternet CELebrity. People famous on the internet and nowhere else. ;)

"Do you watch Ninja?"
"Who the fuck is Ninja?"
"He's an incel. An internet celebrity."
"Ooooooh. Nah, I don't care about incels."

Incel by somerandoCigarGuy April 25, 2021

hunter02 

Hunter Biden's password. A callback to the hunter2 meme, or is it?

Random: Hey, if you type your password, it will show as *'s! ********, see?
Hunter Biden: hunter02
Hunter Biden: Did it work?
Random: Hunter Biden: ********
Random: Yup!

hunter02 by somerandoCigarGuy October 31, 2020

Retardao 

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.

*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

Retardao by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Pulsexual 

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!

"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"

Pulsexual by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Ghost-listening 

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

Ghost-listening by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

LARP 

Live Action Role Playing.
As everyone said, it is mostly used by attention whores. However, it can be used, and often in some parts areas, to shitpost and shill.

nice LARP, cringeoid

LARP by somerandoCigarGuy September 8, 2018