Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.

1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.

Pumpsexual by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019

Pumpsexual

When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.

Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025

Pumpsexual by cewceweq rfv May 6, 2025

Pulsexual 

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!

"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"

Pulsexual by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Popsexual 

The latin root of "pop" is "people", therefore popsexuals are those who have the capability of being attracted to and loving any people, similar to a pansexual. Individuals belonging to this orientation percieve all as people and synonymously, as a group of lovable beings. Popsexuals see past gender, or any other uncontrollable identity characterstic and see and love the person.

"He's a popsexual-- he digs peoples' solidarity of character, who they are beneath that which defines them hereditarily and biologically on the surface."

Popsexual by Alyse Toulouse March 19, 2009

Poopsexual 

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.

Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.

Poopsexual by Le Troll God, Master of Kek November 19, 2019

PDempsexual

Attracted to Patrick Dempsey aka McDreamy

Parents: are you pansexual?

Me: no I’m PDempsexual

PDempsexual by Jo3295:) January 17, 2021

pomosexual

Pomosexuals live life a step beyond the superficial labeling humans define their sexuality by. One does not necessarily "know" another merely because they are both straight, lesbians or bi; pomosexuals take this into account, and disregard the orientation label altogether for better unification.

It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."

"I'll start the day doing homework, eat lunch at In-N-Out Burger and finish the day at work. Confused about which sexuality I belong? Ah, it is great to be a pomosexual."

pomosexual by G. Thomas March 5, 2007