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Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.
Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.
Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

Permafucked 

Being permanently Fucked.
"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."
Permafucked by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009

permafuck 

An adjective that means you do so many drugs that your brain is permanently fried. You forget how to do easy things, like remember to go to class or put your car in park.
Dude A: Hey dude did you see Cody at lunch today?

Dude B: Yeah dude he's been there for three hours and just got detention for skipping class. He's totally permafucked.
permafuck by poolmaster41 April 21, 2009

portafuck 

when you bang in a portajon
Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.
portafuck by Luke March 25, 2004

permafuck 

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR
Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.
permafuck by Lord CrutchCricket December 9, 2008

permafunk 

My date with Benny was a real downer--he's suffering from a bad case of permafunk.
permafunk by Benny Blue March 26, 2007