Parafucked 

Adj.

To be paralyzed from the neck down.

Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".

Example one
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!

{Party-Goers}
....

{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*

Example two
{Jim}

Uhn ... where am I?

{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*

Parafucked by Teh epic smart-ness !!one!one July 8, 2009

Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

Permafucked 

Being permanently Fucked.

"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."

Permafucked by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009

Painfucked 

a description of the up most amount of pain, whether it be physically or being insulted verbally.

I got into a fist fight last night, and i totally beat the living shit out of him, he was sooo painfucked.

I was saying "yo mama" jokes to my friend, but then i stopped because from his eyes you could see how painfucked he was.

Painfucked by super_fly_negro92 August 21, 2009

perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.

"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"

perfucked by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

Perfucked

to be fucked.

1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"

Perfucked by Allison72 July 6, 2010

Perfucked

When something is so perfected that it's fucked

My meal is perfucked

Perfucked by VENOMINAR August 24, 2021