Purfucked

It is a portmanteau, or blend, of the words "perfect" and "fucked". The meaning depends on the context it's used in:

Completely ruined or messed up: This is the most common meaning. Combining "perfect" (as in, complete or total) with "fucked" results in a phrase that conveys a state of being utterly and totally screwed or destroyed.
Ironic or sarcastic usage: The word could be used with heavy irony to describe a situation that is the exact opposite of perfect.

Emphasis on the first syllable which is drawn out hence the second letter being a "u".
PUUR-fuck'd
The "e" at the end is silent.

For instance, someone might exclaim "Well, that's just purfucked," after a plan goes completely wrong.

by Xenguy September 28, 2025

PUFFUCKERY

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,

kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery

by JJRidds February 25, 2015

Pfucked up

When that Pfizer covid vaccine hits you with the side effects

Sorry boss, I'm too pfucked up to come in to work today

by NixtyNine April 14, 2021

perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.

"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"

by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

Perfecked.

When you keep making the same simple mistake or oversight over and over again. Particularly used by bean farmers. Also, it is from this video '4 years of Stardew Valley without leaving the farm' Time Stamp 14.14

"I Perfecked. it up"

by Reaper911251 December 26, 2022

pukefucked

fucked over by puke in some way, whether it be as a result of alcohol consumption or pathological affliction--can refer either to the state of continual vomiting or the mess produced by such vomiting

A) Yo what's up man?
B) *vomits on self noisily*
A) Wow you're totally pukefucked.

A) Dude where were you today?
B) Bent over pukefucked--I never left the bathroom.

by Planeswalker_ November 6, 2008

Perfucked

to be fucked.

1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"

by Allison72 July 6, 2010