puptard

A puppy who acts like a retard

"Your dog just chewed up your shoes, what a puptard!"

by Meowtard Lover June 15, 2008

pubtard

The various forms of griefers, trolls, and general idiots who populate 30-70% of public servers for online games.

I tried to play last night, but the server was full of grenade-spamming pubtards calling each other "Nigger".

by ExMockingbird March 7, 2009

Pumptard

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.

The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.

by BadPirate July 7, 2008

pumptard

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.

Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!

by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013