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A puppy who acts like a retard

"Your dog just chewed up your shoes, what a puptard!"

puptard by Meowtard Lover June 15, 2008

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pubtard

The various forms of griefers, trolls, and general idiots who populate 30-70% of public servers for online games.

I tried to play last night, but the server was full of grenade-spamming pubtards calling each other "Nigger".

pubtard by ExMockingbird March 7, 2009

Related Words

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Pumptard

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.

The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.

Pumptard by BadPirate July 7, 2008

pumptard

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.

Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!

pumptard by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

Poptarded by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

poptard by jiro August 14, 2003

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026