piptard

Only applicable on the coolest fora ever:
A fucktard, but the word fuck has been replaced with the word pip, due to annoying censors.

"James Blunt is a piptard."

"You're such a fucking piptard."

by Apparatus October 21, 2007

Pipard

The Asian Jesus, God Of Light.

"I SUMMON THEE, PIPARD GOD OF LIGHT TO THE PLAYING FIELD"

by ToxicIdiot July 17, 2019

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.

Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011

poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006