Pumptard 

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.

The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.

Pumptard by BadPirate July 7, 2008

pumptard 

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.

Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!

pumptard by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

Pomptard 

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.

Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.

Pomptard by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015

pimp tard or pimptard 

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

pimp tard or pimptard by Brandon December 9, 2004

puptard 

A puppy who acts like a retard

"Your dog just chewed up your shoes, what a puptard!"

puptard by Meowtard Lover June 15, 2008

pimptarded 

a pimp that is acing retarded or stupid at the moment

that pimp aint slappin that hoe he pimptarded.

pimptarded by nanners,kasper September 1, 2007

Pumptart 

A gym junkee who appears to be able to lift more than he/she actually can lift.

Dude, check out that pumptart. He can only do like one rep of 25 lbs on that machine!

Pumptart by RemrafINTHEDELL January 31, 2018