pubtard

The various forms of griefers, trolls, and general idiots who populate 30-70% of public servers for online games.

I tried to play last night, but the server was full of grenade-spamming pubtards calling each other "Nigger".

by ExMockingbird March 7, 2009

pubeard

Pronounced Pube Beard

1.) A Beard On Someones Face That Looks Like They Glued Pubes To Their Face

2.) Being Bald Everywhere Except For Around Your Genitals Where You Have Massive Amounts Of Hair Due To No Upkeep

Did You See The Pubeard On Wendy? It's Nasty, She Hasn't Shaved In Weeks

by Dean Krunkman November 16, 2007

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Pubeard

When your beard looks more like pubes than an actual beard. Usually found amongst teenagers who just started getting some facial hair on the chin and leave it unshaved for weeks.

“Did you see Agamemnon’s Pubeard, it’s so gross eww!!” “Yeah I know, he hasn’t shaved in 2 weeks and thinks it looks cool....we’ll sorry Agamemnon but your Pubeard is absolutely horrendous”

by MagicBarch September 12, 2020

Putard

A person who is retarded in their ability to use a computer properly.

Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.

by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

Pubeard

When a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had grown pubes on his chin instead of a manly beard. (Pronounced: pew-beard)

Dude, did you see the pubeard on John? He needs to shave that nasty shit right now!

by Kalzinder September 29, 2010