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Pronounced Pube Beard

1.) A Beard On Someones Face That Looks Like They Glued Pubes To Their Face

2.) Being Bald Everywhere Except For Around Your Genitals Where You Have Massive Amounts Of Hair Due To No Upkeep
Did You See The Pubeard On Wendy? It's Nasty, She Hasn't Shaved In Weeks
pubeard by Dean Krunkman November 16, 2007
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puntarded 

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.
Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!
puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013
When your beard looks more like pubes than an actual beard. Usually found amongst teenagers who just started getting some facial hair on the chin and leave it unshaved for weeks.
“Did you see Agamemnon’s Pubeard, it’s so gross eww!!” “Yeah I know, he hasn’t shaved in 2 weeks and thinks it looks cool....we’ll sorry Agamemnon but your Pubeard is absolutely horrendous”
Pubeard by MagicBarch September 12, 2020
A person who is retarded in their ability to use a computer properly.
Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.
it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.
you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.
When a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had grown pubes on his chin instead of a manly beard. (Pronounced: pew-beard)
Dude, did you see the pubeard on John? He needs to shave that nasty shit right now!
Pubeard by Kalzinder September 29, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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