poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

poptard by jiro August 14, 2003

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A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

poptard by Codeh May 27, 2006

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a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

Poptard

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

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1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

Poptard by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

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Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

poptard by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

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One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

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