poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

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"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

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a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

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Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

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an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!

by shmane January 12, 2010

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a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.

by donald anderson January 13, 2010

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Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.

"Damn, he's a poptard, he pops everytime he goes to the club and at every party."

by GoodLifee December 17, 2009

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