poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

poptard

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

poptard

a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.

by donald anderson January 13, 2010

poptard

an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!

by shmane January 12, 2010

poptard

As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"

Britney Spears is a poptard

by pogmotoin January 19, 2008