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A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
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Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.
I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010
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When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"
by f4 July 31, 2003
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Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca
"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"
by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003
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“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018
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