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Pumptard

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.
The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.
by BadPirate July 7, 2008
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An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.
Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!
by JuggleMan July 7, 2008
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Pomptard

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.
Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.
by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015
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A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
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puptard

A puppy who acts like a retard
"Your dog just chewed up your shoes, what a puptard!"
by Meowtard Lover June 15, 2008
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pimptarded

a pimp that is acing retarded or stupid at the moment
that pimp aint slappin that hoe he pimptarded.
by nanners,kasper September 1, 2007
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Pumptart

A gym junkee who appears to be able to lift more than he/she actually can lift.
Dude, check out that pumptart. He can only do like one rep of 25 lbs on that machine!
by RemrafINTHEDELL January 31, 2018
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