pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

Pustard

The crusty mustard looking gunk that builds upon dirty pussy. Usually smells like sour trout.

That girl has rank pustard.

by Weesnaw1414 NiggeR February 28, 2020

pustard chut

a pastry entailing obscene implications

I could use a "pustard chut"

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

pustard chut

a pastry with unseemly (and maybe vulgar) implications

hey gurl can you bake me a pustard chut

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

pubtard

The various forms of griefers, trolls, and general idiots who populate 30-70% of public servers for online games.

I tried to play last night, but the server was full of grenade-spamming pubtards calling each other "Nigger".

by ExMockingbird March 7, 2009

Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019