pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

pustarded

When you or one of your friends acts retarded all for a girl. He doesn't care what kind of trouble he gets in to or what others think, all he cares about is that pink.

Branden made us late cause he is pustarded.

by lonewolf44 April 19, 2007

pustard chut

a pastry entailing obscene implications

I could use a "pustard chut"

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

Pustard

The crusty mustard looking gunk that builds upon dirty pussy. Usually smells like sour trout.

That girl has rank pustard.

by Weesnaw1414 NiggeR February 28, 2020

pustard chut

a pastry with unseemly (and maybe vulgar) implications

hey gurl can you bake me a pustard chut

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021