PioMeter 

PioMeter pee-ah’-mi-tur

Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.

Whilst rigging the Santa Maria’s mainsail with a 2 PioMeter line, the yoeman only needed 2 feet and so he discarded the 14 foot remnant.

PioMeter by Weeeebie April 30, 2020

pigometer 

a mobile device used to detect the signal strength of a pig's radar, sometimes also called a fuzz buster.

My pigometer just paid for itself twice on the expressway!

pigometer by Joshua Bradford August 31, 2006

ping-pometer 

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.

That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!

ping-pometer by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011

Pitometer 

A device which measures differential fluid pressure using two tubes; a dynamic tube pointing upstream into the flow, and a static tube pointing at right angles to the flow or optionally downstream away from the flow. The differential pressure measured across the tubes is proportional to the velocity of the fluid in which the tubes are immersed.
Pitometers are widely used to meaure water or gas flow in pipes, as they offer minimal restriction to the flow.

A pitometer inserted into a water or gas pipeline and connected to two pressure gauges, will display two different pressures, the upstream pressure being higher than the downstream pressure. From this differential pressure, the flow of the water or gas in the pipe can be calculated. Typically pitometers are supplied with a set of differential pressure look-up tables for different fluids.

Pitometer by waterworker December 5, 2013

Piometry

The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.

Piometry by MathPlus April 21, 2021

Picometer 

a measurement usually reserved for ken's penis. It is sometimes used, but not often, to measure atoms.

Kenneth Steven Jane's penis is one half picometers short.

Picometer by Vbsandwich February 11, 2010

Piometry

When the symbol π is seductively or sexily designed to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks more pleasing to the naked eye than to the mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a glimpse of symbolic elegance.

Piometry by MathPlus April 29, 2021