punkuation

The act of not giving a f(*& about your periods and commas and such

It wasn't so much punctuation, as punkuation; there were no definitive stops or pauses so much as hyphenated gaps where a speaker might breathe.

punkuation by *finger point**eyebrow wiggle* September 20, 2015

punctuation pee 

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.

Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.

punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011

punctuation flatulence 

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

punctuation flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Pankration

One of the most bad ass Martial arts in the world, It comes from Ancient Greece where it was used mostly on the battlefield when the soldiers could not use their weapons.

It was also an Olympic sport in which fighters would rather die then surrender, it was so brutal that eventually Eye gouging and biting had to be taken out.

During which Sparta boycotted the Olympics.

Unfortunately, not many people today know what it is.

"Dude don't mess with that guy he knows how to box!"

"Is that all? Dude I know Pankration."

"What the hell is that?"

*Proceeds to beat the shit out of guy*

"Woah, dude that's awesome."

Pankration by CharlesBronson February 23, 2013

Scarlet Punctuation 

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.

1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

Scarlet Punctuation by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006

punctuation 

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".

Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!

punctuation by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013

punctuation 

Punctuation is a key part of everyday writing. Otherwise the phrase "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" becomes "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse". See what I mean?

Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.

Oh hay gaiz i went to school the other day had a piece of cake went home and then pooped my punctuation and speling r gud

punctuation by Jdwd April 22, 2008