Punchuation

1. Where someone uses the word "your" when they are meant to use the word "you're", and you can't help but think in your head, "I REALLY WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH U RIGHT IN THE MOUTH".

2. Where someone use's punctuation in the wrong place. e.g. OMG!?! Yesterday. I was walkin. down teh. street. !!!

Blended words: Punctuation and Punch

Sarah:

Facebook status: Omg I luv all me m8s! U girls are amazing and YOUR so nice to me!! Lets meat up at teh weekend yea, oh yeah tara you left YOU'RE skirt at me house last tym u came round so if u culd cum pick it up that wuld be gr8!

Paul's comment: PUNCHUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punchuation by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012

punctuation pee 

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.

Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.

punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011

punctuation flatulence 

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

punctuation flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Scarlet Punctuation 

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.

1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

Scarlet Punctuation by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006

punctuation 

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".

Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!

punctuation by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013

punctuation 

Punctuation is a key part of everyday writing. Otherwise the phrase "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" becomes "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse". See what I mean?

Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.

Oh hay gaiz i went to school the other day had a piece of cake went home and then pooped my punctuation and speling r gud

punctuation by Jdwd April 22, 2008

Punctuation 

Punctuation consists of marks that improve sentence structure and overall grammar. (!.';: etc.) It is a theory that has failed to reach many textaholics and most of the internet. (See those periods? those are part of punctuation!)

Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....

Punctuation by ~ Nate ~ May 9, 2010