1. Where someone uses the word "your" when they are meant to use the word "you're", and you can't help but think in your head, "I REALLY WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH U RIGHT IN THE MOUTH".
2. Where someone use's punctuation in the wrong place. e.g. OMG!?! Yesterday. I was walkin. down teh. street. !!!
Blended words: Punctuation and Punch
2. Where someone use's punctuation in the wrong place. e.g. OMG!?! Yesterday. I was walkin. down teh. street. !!!
Blended words: Punctuation and Punch
Sarah:
Facebook status: Omg I luv all me m8s! U girls are amazing and YOUR so nice to me!! Lets meat up at teh weekend yea, oh yeah tara you left YOU'RE skirt at me house last tym u came round so if u culd cum pick it up that wuld be gr8!
Paul's comment: PUNCHUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook status: Omg I luv all me m8s! U girls are amazing and YOUR so nice to me!! Lets meat up at teh weekend yea, oh yeah tara you left YOU'RE skirt at me house last tym u came round so if u culd cum pick it up that wuld be gr8!
Paul's comment: PUNCHUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.
2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
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Idiots that excluded punctuation
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?
Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?
Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
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Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.
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Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....
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