punktuation

The use of punctuation wherever and whenever one feels it should be used, regardless of the rules and precedents for its proper use.

Three pieces of punktuation; We offer the ‘best price in town’!!!

by Buzz1984 January 18, 2016

punktuation

Superhero character created by children's author David Lawrence Jones. Punktuation is a member of The Literacy League. Part of the Bookman comic book series published by Avocado Media.

Punktuation is a superhero character and is a member of The Literacy League.

by The Literacy League December 31, 2015

punctuation pee

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.

Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.

by JudyAK May 9, 2011

punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Scarlet Punctuation

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.

1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006

punctuation

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".

Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013

punctuation

Punctuation is a key part of everyday writing. Otherwise the phrase "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" becomes "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse". See what I mean?

Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.

Oh hay gaiz i went to school the other day had a piece of cake went home and then pooped my punctuation and speling r gud

by Jdwd April 22, 2008