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punchfist 

Verb; to insert one's fist into a partner's anus with a violent punching motion. Not for beginners. May cause serious problems with your ass down the line. Also, is very gross.

See "to punchfuck" for more.
I thought I had seen it all, but then I saw some punchfisting porn, and I couldn't get the image of prolapsed rectums out of my head for days.
punchfist by El Tonico October 11, 2007
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puscifist 

opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because I may get injured.
If I wasn't such a puscifist I would have tried to stop the mugger.
puscifist by dkm48 July 8, 2010

Punchinthefaceable 

Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.
"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"

"No dude i don't really like him."

"Why not? You don't even know him"

"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"

puckfist 

1. A puffball. A species of fungus (Lycoperdon giganteum) that resembles a large white ball. Contains dusty spores that, when disturbed, allow the fungus to distribute into the wind allowing reproduction.
Don't kick the puckfist you'll get my hammer pants dirty.
puckfist by The Troll August 6, 2005
PUNCHIS - smashing or having sex. Adv: nickname for friends ; Friendly nickname for vagina or dick.
"Man, me and my girl had PUNCHIS last night.. it was the best "
Punchis by Daddy619 February 14, 2010

Puscifist 

Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?

Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!

Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.

Daya : Puscifist !
Puscifist by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
A 'punchist' is someone who punches their friends when extremely intoxicated and deny's or doesn't recall it ever happening.
"He just punched me in my arm."
"No i didn't, What does he think i am a 'punchist
' or something?"
"Why is he trying to call me a punchist for?"
Punchist by m_raw November 29, 2012
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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