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punchfist 

Verb; to insert one's fist into a partner's anus with a violent punching motion. Not for beginners. May cause serious problems with your ass down the line. Also, is very gross.

See "to punchfuck" for more.
I thought I had seen it all, but then I saw some punchfisting porn, and I couldn't get the image of prolapsed rectums out of my head for days.
punchfist by El Tonico October 11, 2007
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puscifist 

opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because I may get injured.
If I wasn't such a puscifist I would have tried to stop the mugger.
puscifist by dkm48 July 8, 2010

Punchinthefaceable 

Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.
"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"

"No dude i don't really like him."

"Why not? You don't even know him"

"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"

puckfist 

1. A puffball. A species of fungus (Lycoperdon giganteum) that resembles a large white ball. Contains dusty spores that, when disturbed, allow the fungus to distribute into the wind allowing reproduction.
Don't kick the puckfist you'll get my hammer pants dirty.
puckfist by The Troll August 6, 2005
PUNCHIS - smashing or having sex. Adv: nickname for friends ; Friendly nickname for vagina or dick.
"Man, me and my girl had PUNCHIS last night.. it was the best "
Punchis by Daddy619 February 14, 2010

Puscifist 

Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?

Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!

Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.

Daya : Puscifist !
Puscifist by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
A 'punchist' is someone who punches their friends when extremely intoxicated and deny's or doesn't recall it ever happening.
"He just punched me in my arm."
"No i didn't, What does he think i am a 'punchist
' or something?"
"Why is he trying to call me a punchist for?"
Punchist by m_raw November 29, 2012
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