Punchis 

PUNCHIS - smashing or having sex. Adv: nickname for friends ; Friendly nickname for vagina or dick.

"Man, me and my girl had PUNCHIS last night.. it was the best "

Punchis by Daddy619 February 14, 2010

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

fuck punching 

Synonym for fisting

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her

fuck punching by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

Empty Punching Bag by My Cedar is Cranking October 22, 2019

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

Human Punching Bag by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010

Punching The Clown 

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

Punching The Clown by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017