pumdle

The experience of a jelly feeling in the leg(s) after ejaculation.

'Oh no, I gone all pumdle again!'

'Had a wank last night in the bathroom, went pumble again and fell in the bath'

by Pumdle July 23, 2012

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

pudless

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is a douchebag. The subject may actually have genitalia, but probably would not know what to do with it if he did.

(On a basketball court) Hey pudless, don't just stand there, shoot the fucking ball.

by Lavish Long December 30, 2008

puddle princess

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023

Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

puddleodomy

The act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker

"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".

by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

PUMBLE WEED

Large grouping of pubic hairs, typically in a ball, located in the bathroom

Honey, I told you to clean the Pumble weed in the bathroom before we have company!

by Dylan123 April 16, 2007