A derogatory term used to describe someone who is a douchebag. The subject mayactually have genitalia, but probably would not know what to do with it if he did.
(On a basketball court) Hey pudless, don't just stand there, shoot the fucking ball.
When a person finds themselves talking to the television whilst eating blue cheese and wearing green y-fronts, wondering why there isn't a live podcast happening. It mostly affects males in their 60's
Come on man!! I'm running out of blue cheese and I'm feeling so Podless!!
To fuck a male in the ass then proceeded to run his cum down your back then to shout out I'm cumming daddy in front of your actual dad then to fuck a squirrel
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.