Puddle

Female chode; wider than it is deep.

Your mate Jim has a chode; he’d be ideal for your friend Jane, she’s got a rite puddle.

by The Chuddler? December 31, 2019

Puddle

A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.

Nice puddle there, Adrian.

by Myst November 15, 2004

Puddle

A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.

Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle

by dankDefine November 9, 2017

Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.

Abby has no tits,She a puddle!

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddle

A pudding ethnic person. (offensive term)

What do you want puddle?

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

Puddle

Another word for Louisa. Very innocent person with random comments all the time. Video game geek.

She asked the teacher for a bong, she's such a puddle!!

by Kasandra May 5, 2005

puddled

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016