Definitions by Notmynamehere
Happy Birthday
When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Happy Birthday by Notmynamehere July 30, 2023
puddle princess
1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.
2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.
3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.
2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.
3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.
My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.
puddle princess by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023
Fatfish
Similar to catfish. When a person who works at a place that wears a uniform goes into the back of the establishment and you expect them to come right back out. Instead a fat person in the same uniform emerges.
I expected Steph to come right back out from the kitchen shaking that sexy ass. Instead…I got Fatfished by Large Marge who lumbered out in the same uniform and made me question my attraction to women at all.
Fatfish by Notmynamehere July 22, 2023
Bigosh
What is a bigosh ??? A diesel brothers looking farm boy that dresses from tractor supply and has no idea that some stogie smoking twice his age man is banging his wannabe wife!!!!
Look at that bigosh! He's wearing fucking carhart bib overalls to the party. He looks like he should be changing oil in a John Deere! I bet he jacks off with axle grease to the thought of banging his sister.
Bigosh by Notmynamehere February 25, 2022
Cuckblock
Dylan kept cuckblocking me last night. Laura told him there’s no way she would get with him so he cuckblocked me and her all night!
Cuckblock by Notmynamehere February 21, 2022