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Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020
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Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.
"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."
Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

cuddlebutt 

Term of endearing affection, especially for an individual with a very attractive, cozy, and comfortable behind.
Spoken to a bf/gf, spouse, partner: Hey, you cuddlebutt!
cuddlebutt by a.alferov December 16, 2008

puddlecunt

A woman whose pussy gets extremely wet during sex.
That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.
puddlecunt by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018

Muddlebutt 

A person lacking general common sense, courtesy, and is often crude in behavior. Often seems a bit slower than those surrounding them.
"Man, my manager is such a muddlebutt. She just shoved a customer over, didn't even apologize, and seemed confused when the customer gave her a dirty look."
Muddlebutt by Vulpinia March 27, 2009

Puddlenuts 

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"
Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.
Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

PurpleButtNoid 

A pruple bunny rabbit that associates with dreamin boys, holograms, and asian loving space cadets. Likes to whack it... with his mallet that is.
I would love to go on a date with you but I have a pillow case session with PurpleButtNoid tonight.
PurpleButtNoid by IGOTOGSA2 March 25, 2003