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hey! you wanna go play ptittle with alex and rutledge?? just wear a lot of layers... or not that many.. which ever you prefer (:
ptittle by fakename472 July 25, 2010
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prittle prattle 

An Alison Mayes of Nazareth, Leicestershire England, insult at someone that speaks or appears to hold left wing or any wing views for that matter against hers, usually somebody she deems to be in authority, DWP, Police, local "Clowncillors" or "Clowncil" workers, supermarket checkout staff, even aimed towards people of a smaller stature, children, ethnic minorities and the like, a way to verbally bully someone down.
"Oh shut ya silly prittle prattle ya wet lettuce" "Oh take ya prittle prattle and FOCK off" "Adam, Lee, Brett, Dale, Nick, Carl fock shit bastard shitty fock fock, "i'm full of prittle prattle, get your act together Ali Bongo"

pittlefarting 

wasting time
hay bob qiut pittlefarting around
pittlefarting by Dustin Dakota Smith December 22, 2008
Another name for the axillae (armpits).
{John}: Hey Marcus, look at that dude coming out of the bar! He's got these huge, dinner plate-size salt-encrustulated wet puddles in his pittles!

{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?
pittles by Telephony July 16, 2014
pittle: to pee a little
"can you pee in this cup for me?" "i could pittle"
pittle by suggie February 18, 2008
To jump or hop merrily and with general joy, frivolity and abandon.
Yes.. he was so happy he just prittled straight off the cliff
Prittle by latinalatino April 25, 2011

sick pittle 

Urination accompanied by severe pain and discharge. Usually occuring after sex with a lady of the evening.
Paid Rita 20 bucks for a fuck. It was good but this morning I took one hell of a sick pittle.
sick pittle by Koolgreen100s April 14, 2019
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