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Pottles Bottles
(noun) Pottles was reinvented by combining “pop-top” with “bottles”...or if you prefer "pot" with "bottles"!
1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
Pottles Bottles by Poppy Pottles April 30, 2013
pittle
pittle: to pee a little
pottless
A creature in 17th Century English mythology. It's distinctive foul smell and revolting appearance makes it one of the most recognizable and iconic mythical figures in old English mythology.
Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.
Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.
"Oh my God, John! Is that the Pottless?!"
"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."
"Oh I see!"
"Quite!"
"Ahhhh"
"Ahhhh"
"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."
"Oh I see!"
"Quite!"
"Ahhhh"
"Ahhhh"
pottless by John Lywellyn March 16, 2008
sick pittle
Urination accompanied by severe pain and discharge. Usually occuring after sex with a lady of the evening.
sick pittle by Koolgreen100s April 14, 2019
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