{John}: Hey Marcus, look at that dude coming out of the bar! He's got these huge, dinner plate-size salt-encrustulated wet puddles in his pittles!
{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?
{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?
by Telephony July 16, 2014
Get the pittles mug.(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).
(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!
(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!
by Telephony July 22, 2015
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(noun) Pottles was reinvented by combining “pop-top” with “bottles”...or if you prefer "pot" with "bottles"!
1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
by Poppy Pottles April 30, 2013
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by suggie February 18, 2008
Get the pittle mug.A creature in 17th Century English mythology. It's distinctive foul smell and revolting appearance makes it one of the most recognizable and iconic mythical figures in old English mythology.
Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.
Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.
"Oh my God, John! Is that the Pottless?!"
"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."
"Oh I see!"
"Quite!"
"Ahhhh"
"Ahhhh"
"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."
"Oh I see!"
"Quite!"
"Ahhhh"
"Ahhhh"
by John Lywellyn March 16, 2008
Get the pottless mug.Urination accompanied by severe pain and discharge. Usually occuring after sex with a lady of the evening.
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