pittles 

Another name for the axillae (armpits).

{John}: Hey Marcus, look at that dude coming out of the bar! He's got these huge, dinner plate-size salt-encrustulated wet puddles in his pittles!

{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?

pittles by Telephony July 16, 2014

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

Pottles Bottles 

(noun) Pottles was reinvented by combining “pop-top” with “bottles”...or if you prefer "pot" with "bottles"!

1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!

Pottles Bottles by Poppy Pottles April 30, 2013

pittlefarting 

wasting time

hay bob qiut pittlefarting around

pittlefarting by Dustin Dakota Smith December 22, 2008

pittle 

pittle: to pee a little

"can you pee in this cup for me?" "i could pittle"

pittle by suggie February 18, 2008

pottless 

A creature in 17th Century English mythology. It's distinctive foul smell and revolting appearance makes it one of the most recognizable and iconic mythical figures in old English mythology.

Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.

"Oh my God, John! Is that the Pottless?!"

"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."

"Oh I see!"

"Quite!"

"Ahhhh"

"Ahhhh"

pottless by John Lywellyn March 16, 2008

sick pittle 

Urination accompanied by severe pain and discharge. Usually occuring after sex with a lady of the evening.

Paid Rita 20 bucks for a fuck. It was good but this morning I took one hell of a sick pittle.

sick pittle by Koolgreen100s April 14, 2019