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Liam Payne
Forgot what thy taught you in scouts Payno, were doing it the tommo way
Payno by VSCOGIRL975 September 14, 2020
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Liam Payne 

the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!
Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK

Max Payne Thousand 

Bad asf a 10/10
Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

Liam Payne 

Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods
Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!
Liam Payne by Morgloveshazza May 20, 2018
that man has a massive paynid
paynid by supersonics2020 September 7, 2020

Payne Train 

Liam Payne(one fifth of one direction)'s 10 inch dick
Danielle(his girlfriend): I wanna ride the Payne Train!
Liam: I can make that happen. :)
Payne Train by directioner#1 March 17, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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