A cleverly devised hybrid of the words "Payne" and "Anal".
Paynal by definition, is any act of penetrative anal insertion to the anus of Payne (Fratpad). This usually results in a lot of squirming and shriek-like girly moans, even when the materials being inserted into the anus are narrow, and small. The act of Paynal is known to both amuse and disgust onlookers, and the noises that are generated from this method of sexual stimulii are often mistaken as the mating call of a very unusually sized man-ape.
The first act of Paynal was carried out by the insertion of an orange butt plug that looked like a teletubby's antennae, named Jasper. The second known occurrence of Paynal involved the anal insertion of a long blue sex toy called "Garfunkle" and caused a lot of bitching and whining even though it was only the tip that was inserted.
Paynal is often only carried out by straight acting men who in spite of seeming physically hetrosexual in virtually every way, do have a severe case of gayface and also get penile erections whilst in baths with other men, or whilst pressing their penises against other men's asscracks.
Paynal by definition, is any act of penetrative anal insertion to the anus of Payne (Fratpad). This usually results in a lot of squirming and shriek-like girly moans, even when the materials being inserted into the anus are narrow, and small. The act of Paynal is known to both amuse and disgust onlookers, and the noises that are generated from this method of sexual stimulii are often mistaken as the mating call of a very unusually sized man-ape.
The first act of Paynal was carried out by the insertion of an orange butt plug that looked like a teletubby's antennae, named Jasper. The second known occurrence of Paynal involved the anal insertion of a long blue sex toy called "Garfunkle" and caused a lot of bitching and whining even though it was only the tip that was inserted.
Paynal is often only carried out by straight acting men who in spite of seeming physically hetrosexual in virtually every way, do have a severe case of gayface and also get penile erections whilst in baths with other men, or whilst pressing their penises against other men's asscracks.
Creampuff: Why does Payne scream so?
ButtMIN: Because he is commiting Paynal to himself with Jasper...ain't that sweet?
ButtMIN: Because he is commiting Paynal to himself with Jasper...ain't that sweet?
by FratmenEvilOne August 12, 2009
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*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
by iPLAYtheSTATION August 1, 2011
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Companies like The New York Times and various other newspapers began exploiting this to their fullest extent. And if you're trying to write a paper or something, expect yourself to lose a couple dollars to these greedy dorks. You'd better be off using Incognito Mode on Chrome if you want to get around them.
Companies like The New York Times and various other newspapers began exploiting this to their fullest extent. And if you're trying to write a paper or something, expect yourself to lose a couple dollars to these greedy dorks. You'd better be off using Incognito Mode on Chrome if you want to get around them.
Kyle: Hey, were you able to write that essay?
Chris: No, every single website I visited is locked behind a paywall and now they're making me pay for an overpriced subscription.
Kyle: Screw those guys, they have enough money!
Chris: No, every single website I visited is locked behind a paywall and now they're making me pay for an overpriced subscription.
Kyle: Screw those guys, they have enough money!
by The Real Driller October 11, 2019
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Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
by Theknoxy July 15, 2011
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by Magenta February 6, 2004
Get the PayPal mug.(1) Past tense of transitive verb "to paypal", i.e., to make a secure online transaction through electronic payment service Paypal.
(2) An excited utterance to proclaim on a music-obsessed web message board such as TermBo that you have already purchased a very recently announced new record, cassette, or other limited-availability merchandise item. This may be perceived by the poster to earn cred points especially if they reply "paypal'd!" within mere minutes of the original announcement being posted by the merchandiser.
(2) An excited utterance to proclaim on a music-obsessed web message board such as TermBo that you have already purchased a very recently announced new record, cassette, or other limited-availability merchandise item. This may be perceived by the poster to earn cred points especially if they reply "paypal'd!" within mere minutes of the original announcement being posted by the merchandiser.
(Def. 1)
Original thread post (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:00 pm):
I am now taking limited pre-orders for the new one-sided 12-inch EP by River of Electrocuted Slugs, featuring three original songs and their absolutely bonkers cover of "Chromosome Damage" by Chrome. Described by hot-shit bloggers as "the dystopic-dance/synthpunk answer to Electric Eels, or like a Beefheart-damaged Nervous Gender." Limited to 400, the first 100 orders will be on white/green splatter vinyl with an etching on side blank. No multiple orders, please. $13 ppd in USA...paypal funds to bluntsleazy (AT) xxxxx (DOT) com. International orders and distros, get in touch at same address.
first reply (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:01 pm):
PAYPAL'D!
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Post A: "Halfway across the country on tour, my balls were itching so bad, but then it just sorta stopped, but then I smelled these gnarly fumes the next time I sat for a ruthless duke, and I was like...whoa...WTF is this filmy cocoon around my balls? It looked and felt just like Vic's Vapo-Rub! Some kinda white/gray viscous sebaceous secretion. But whatever, man...I was just glad that the pain of that itching was over. So as I sit here typing this to you now, I'm thinking of scraping this off and saving it for later.
Post B: "This sounds like the answer to my needs last time Drippy Kids went on tour. Save some for me, too, please!"
Post C: "Paypal'd!"
Original thread post (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:00 pm):
I am now taking limited pre-orders for the new one-sided 12-inch EP by River of Electrocuted Slugs, featuring three original songs and their absolutely bonkers cover of "Chromosome Damage" by Chrome. Described by hot-shit bloggers as "the dystopic-dance/synthpunk answer to Electric Eels, or like a Beefheart-damaged Nervous Gender." Limited to 400, the first 100 orders will be on white/green splatter vinyl with an etching on side blank. No multiple orders, please. $13 ppd in USA...paypal funds to bluntsleazy (AT) xxxxx (DOT) com. International orders and distros, get in touch at same address.
first reply (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:01 pm):
PAYPAL'D!
(Def. 2)
Post A: "Halfway across the country on tour, my balls were itching so bad, but then it just sorta stopped, but then I smelled these gnarly fumes the next time I sat for a ruthless duke, and I was like...whoa...WTF is this filmy cocoon around my balls? It looked and felt just like Vic's Vapo-Rub! Some kinda white/gray viscous sebaceous secretion. But whatever, man...I was just glad that the pain of that itching was over. So as I sit here typing this to you now, I'm thinking of scraping this off and saving it for later.
Post B: "This sounds like the answer to my needs last time Drippy Kids went on tour. Save some for me, too, please!"
Post C: "Paypal'd!"
by DJ Rick May 20, 2010
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